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Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Assassinate a Pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two:
Next, you will Destroy New York. This will cause countless hordes of Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Slaughter, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:
Finally, you will Unleash your Horsemen of the Apocalypse, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Underground Secret Headquarters of Doom, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.