Min Onda Plan (mwuhahahahahaha)

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Traumatize a Rock Star. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin/Opposite?

Stage Two:
Next, you will Seize control of the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will cause countless hordes of Cultists to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Insanity, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.

Stage Three:
Finally, you will Activate your Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Dark Side of the Moon, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.

Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.